1)
A: Hi, I’ve got some snacks for you guys. This one (pointing to one snack) is halal, but I don’t know about the other one. So it’s fine if you don’t—
B: (suddenly interrupts) Actually I don’t care
A: …oh, OK
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2)
C: OK, so…where do you want me to bring you?
D: What about having lunch together? Do you know any good restaurant around here?
C: Hmmm…it depends; what kind of food do you want to have?
D: OK, let’s just go to your favourite restaurant. In which restaurant do you often have lunch?
C: Ah, I know a place. I’ll bring you there
(…after arriving there…)
C: I used to work there (pointing to a nearby shophouse), so during lunch time I usually went here.
D: Aha, I see. Let’s see what they have here…
C: Do you like pork?
D: (Wut
) Do you eat pork? You don’t, do you?
C: No I don’t
D: Hmmm…what is that?
C: Hmmm…I don’t know, maybe pig organs?
D: …oh, OK
I think I’ll just eat fish.



Ini oleh-oleh dari Saigon yah mbe?
Errr…kinda.