Once Upon a Time, There was a Girl who Hated Football

Once upon a time, there was a girl who hated football. Consequently, she despised the majority of men (“all men”, she argued, but I will consider only the majority for statistical correctness) for extremely liking football, and becoming excessively expressive whenever big matches came. One night, when the representatives of the people of the south travelled northward, she felt that it was enough for her, that the over cheers of the people around was too much for her tolerance. But, instead of bashing the men one by one, she wrote how she always hated men for always acting like immature kids on her Facebook wall, and hid those men’s updates one by one. One man, upon knowing that, did not seem to really care and said, “Well I would certainly hide her updates before she removes me!”

And to the girl who hated football, I would say only one thing. La, la, lalala, lalalalalalalalala~